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According to scientists from the University of Electronic Science and Technology in China, women prefer men who use metaphorical language to compliment them.They claim that compliments like “Your eyes are morning dew” or “Your smile is a naughty goblin” are better received than literal expressions like “Your lips are so sexy.” Because every woman wants to be likened to a goblin.In the comments, let me know other naughty bits that you've caught on rewatch. We've previously published our funny pick up lines for Valentine's Day but the holiday season is also a great time to practice your lines.The researchers didn’t assess whether a woman might possibly prefer to be complimented on her intelligence, quick wit or hilarious sense of humour.It’s important to note that the study size was small - just 116 women took part - and may only reflect Chinese culture: “The fact that Pragma (practical) and Storge (friendship-based) love style attitudes constituted 59.65 per cent and 45.61 per cent of the participants in our study may reflect both the participants’ sex and Chinese culture,” the researchers said.Maybe watching habits were just different in the nineties.

Do you remember Really Really Big Man, the huge, insect-like hero with superhuman strength?

Somehow, in my memory, I had forgotten his magic nipples that can attach to people's eyeballs and have them see into the future. Any guy who's been to the doctor will recognize what's happening here, and this kind of exam is DEFINITELY not for the eyes.

Yeesh, even that cupping gesture is giving me the heebie-jeebies.

And they concluded the same when men complimented women’s possessions, so it’s apparently better to say “Your garden is a sea of flowers” than “Your door is very strong.” “The findings confirm our hypotheses that in a courtship situation where compliments serve as a sexual display of mate quality, women show a preference for metaphors, particularly novel ones, in verbal structure,” the researchers wrote.

Apparently using metaphors implies men are creative and intelligent. They also hypothesised that women prefer to be complimented on their appearance than possessions and were proven correct.

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